Awesome MSN Spam

[m0nty]

I was added by some random earlier tonight. Here's a transcript of the conversation I thought was quite funny.

Sam says:
whos this?
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
hey
Sam says:
?
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Sam says:
OMG i totally am
howd u guess?
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Sam says:
like it matters
want me to send u some money?
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Sam says:
no sorry
but u can send me pictures
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Sam says:
and its free right? what a deal
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
ofcourse babe, just need to verify age but yes its free
Sam says:
WOO HOO
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Sam says:
i dont wanna catch anything funny
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to http://www.mywebcamcrush.com/jessicascrush accept the invite on the page baby
Sam says:
can i get a preview?
im scared of the internet sometimes
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Sam says:
cool, i'll go get my mums CC now
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Sam says:
it doesnt matter really. i'll be done before we get to panties
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Sam says:
OK. sounds great. how do feel about goats?
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Sam says:
should i bring the goat?
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
Sam says:
but here in austtralia proof of age is verified by goat ownership
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
k you in yet babe??
Sam says:
the goat?
maricesparda53@hotmail.com says:
k
Sam says:
see u soon
my goat is so happy

[ChargeR]

I loled a little at the goat.

[FRDK20]

I loled a little at the goat.

+1 LOL

[45SET]

sigh... she didn't even seem interested in your Goat.

[Type S Tony]

Sorta reminds me of the Futurama Movie were the whole planet ends up getting scammed!
Lulz on the goat

[m0nty]

Sorta reminds me of the Futurama Movie were the whole planet ends up getting scammed!
Lulz on the goat

True. Would be so easy to imagine Fry typing that on msn.

[45SET]

[m0nty]

I see you know 4Chan. LULZ!

*waits for ChargeR

[45SET]

I don't frequent 4chan... but I do know of it's existance, and see all the good stuff on a few other forums.

[Perry]

jahahhahah go Sam.

[Type S Tony]

[ChargeR]

What is this 4chan you speak of?

[Type S Tony]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSBL4AFfJZ0 <------Obvious B tard is Obvious

[zco]

omg sam ,check this out

DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
hey, hows it going?
zicosan says:
good
do you ever reply after the first message?
lol
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?
zicosan says:
does it matter
who are you
and where are yu from
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
zicosan says:
clubitr.com.au
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
zicosan says:
yeh i do
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
zicosan says:
but why would i wanna watch another girl
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
zicosan says:
send me a picture first
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to http://twurl.nl/do81ro accept the invite on the page baby
zicosan says:
wait
my internet is slow
wats your name again ?
and how do u know me ?
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Gabrielle, Just call me Gaby <3
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
zicosan says:
oh hi gaybe
but im 16 ?
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
zicosan says:
am i going to get in trobule then
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
zicosan says:
but im not allowed to do this stuff
its against my religion
sorry
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
zicosan says:
well
what do i get to see
if i watch you
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
zicosan says:
are you in nigeria by any chance
i like nigerian girls
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
k you in yet babe??
zicosan says:
my friend is next to me
DanaTorrie2988@hotmail.com says:
k
zicosan says:
he wants to watch too
his name is Sam , he says hi
and his goat is here too
whats this CCV nubmer the site is asking me for ?
we're using his mums CC details
hello ?
oh cmon ! his goat was just getting excited

[Philip Lee]

HAHA gold!!