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    who wants to work with topgear!!!

    http://www21.sbs.com.au/topgear/

    anyone?
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    Originally posted by Q_ball
    some say, his vtec was switched off on his last 4 outings at wakefield....

    and that his foot comprises of only a heal and a toe...

    all we know is hes called The Perry!!
    Originally posted by tinkerbell
    if those HA's are 7k old - i will eat my own arsehole...
    A wise man once said "Tok like Gay better than been like gay"

    Originally posted by Wayne
    Never again complain about a honda's reliability just be glad you dont own an Alfa

    #2
    To be part of this fantastic opportunity, you are:

    * 18 years or older on 1 January, 2008 - though if you’re a Lewis Hamilton whose skills could impress our insurance company, then we might consider you.

    * The holder of a current, unblemished drivers licence.

    * Available for filming in Australia at dates to be confirmed in 2008.

    * Not affiliated (beHolden ... hmm) to any car company or motoring company through sponsorship, commercial arrangements or employment.

    * Demonstrably knowledgeable, opinionated and passionate about cars - and able to deliver that knowledge and passion (along with humour, of course) on screen.

    * NOT a clone of the magnificent and simply unique Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond or James May. We’re looking for Australia’s own Top Gear faces. Of course you could be a clone of The Stig.

    * You may be an amateur motor enthusiast and expert who’s not a television presenter. You may be a motoring journalist with little or no television experience. You may have some television experience BUT we’re NOT looking for classic television presenters without knowledge, experience or expertise.
    FAILLLLLLLLLL >.<

    That sucks...
    Tom says: "Now remember kids, offsets are like women... they are best in their teens."

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      #3
      i dont know if theres such thing as an unblemished driver licence here in melbourne cops dick you for anything down here =P..
      Memorable quotes

      Originally posted by Q_ball
      some say, his vtec was switched off on his last 4 outings at wakefield....

      and that his foot comprises of only a heal and a toe...

      all we know is hes called The Perry!!
      Originally posted by tinkerbell
      if those HA's are 7k old - i will eat my own arsehole...
      A wise man once said "Tok like Gay better than been like gay"

      Originally posted by Wayne
      Never again complain about a honda's reliability just be glad you dont own an Alfa

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wlee2 View Post
        i dont know if theres such thing as an unblemished driver licence here in melbourne cops dick you for anything down here =P..
        Yeah, even for going too slow... lol
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          #5
          Originally posted by mugsee View Post
          Yeah, even for going too slow... lol
          I was set up!.. ..
          Memorable quotes

          Originally posted by Q_ball
          some say, his vtec was switched off on his last 4 outings at wakefield....

          and that his foot comprises of only a heal and a toe...

          all we know is hes called The Perry!!
          Originally posted by tinkerbell
          if those HA's are 7k old - i will eat my own arsehole...
          A wise man once said "Tok like Gay better than been like gay"

          Originally posted by Wayne
          Never again complain about a honda's reliability just be glad you dont own an Alfa

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            #6
            hmm, i wonder who the Aussie Stig will be

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              #7
              Craig Lowndes is arguably Australia's best!!!

              He has titles in various motoring completions.
              Last edited by PolitoHood; 18-12-07, 01:58 PM.
              Nankangs, Better than Your-Mums-Cans

              * Please note, I hate Nankangs.

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                #8
                ^ If that was a jk mate, that was very very NOT funny! >.<
                Tom says: "Now remember kids, offsets are like women... they are best in their teens."

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                  #9
                  you better delete that post before u get flamed!

                  i wonder if there jobs in the production team
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by felixR View Post
                    you better delete that post before u get flamed!

                    i wonder if there jobs in the production team
                    Dont Hate - Procreate
                    Nankangs, Better than Your-Mums-Cans

                    * Please note, I hate Nankangs.

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                      #11
                      I really hope this is done well and isn't just some BS rip off.

                      It makes you wonder what cars we'll be seeing though. If there are going to be $500K Lambo's we'll be seeing them on the normal Top Gear anyway, same with Astons, Jag's, BMW's... I mean what cars are they going to be putting on it to make is different? It will be a miracle if this is done well.... And not look like another Fast 4's DVD.

                      Can't wait to see 'Stig's Australian Cousin" haha



                      BTW, Someone should set fire to Glen Ridge's house. So he's too distracted to fill out an application.
                      I did a bad bad thing.....

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                        #12
                        unblemished drivers licence???
                        nobody has an unblemished drivers licence!
                        not even my grandpa!

                        and surely glen ridge has a blemished drivers licence... hehehe
                        '08 Odyssey + '10 Mazda CX-7 (fs btw) + '10 Mazda 2
                        wife made me sell the FN2R. bleh.

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                          #13
                          I have an unblemished driver's licence
                          full points (*touch wood)

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                            #14
                            glen ridge + V8 SS ute = :barf:

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by EL_DC5 View Post
                              Dont Hate - Procreate
                              Half the time when I read your post its like WTF?

                              pro·cre·ate /ˈproʊkriˌeɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[proh-kree-eyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -at·ed, -at·ing.
                              –verb (used with object)
                              1. to beget or generate (offspring).
                              2. to produce; bring into being.
                              –verb (used without object)
                              3. to beget offspring.
                              4. to produce; bring into being.


                              What has procreate got to do with a hater??? Randomly plugging in a word makes you neither cool nor wise.

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